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Unfiltered Story #154739

, , , | Unfiltered | June 13, 2019

[I have a German Shepherd who comes to work with me, who is great with people and always receives lots of compliments. Sometimes the conversations get weird…]

Patient: German Shepherds are my mom’s favorite dog! That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!

Me: Actually, she’s –

Patient: She’s enormous!

Me: Well, as it happens –

Patient: I didn’t even know they came that big!

Me: Actually, she’s the smaller end of average for her breed.

Patient: …..so they’re normally bigger?

Me: Yes.

Patient’s father: You’ve never even seen a German Shepherd. Just stop talking.

Unfiltered Story #154737

, , | Unfiltered | June 13, 2019

(Working as a cashier in a grocery.retail shop three men walk up being loud and obnoxious and obviously really high)

Me: -finishing checking out customer #1- Have a nice day!

Customer #2: Don’t mind us we are…really really high! hahaha!

Customer #1: O..k..-leaves quickly-

Customer #2: I am really high! Can you smell it?

Me: a bit…

Customer #2: I am really sorry ma’am..

Me: Its okay… Your total is **.**

Customer #2: -pays- Keep the change. Keep it.. Keep it and think about…me about the really stoned guy the next time you wanna help someone out, think of me!

Unfiltered Story #154735

, , | Unfiltered | June 13, 2019

(I’m working drive-thru, and a man orders at least two burgers and I try to repeat back his order before storing it)
Me: I have one mushroom & swiss double basket, one cheeseburger double basket, and one single plain cheeseburger sandwich?
Customer: No, that’s wrong. It’s a single.
Me: Which one?
Customer: The cheeseburger.
Me: Ok so one mushroom & swiss double basket, one cheeseburger single basket, and one single plain cheeseburger sandwich?
Customer: No! It’s wrong! It’s a single!
Me: They’re all single?
Customer: (now practically screaming) I want one single cheeseburger basket with a Dr. Pepper and another with a Pepsi.
Me: So is there three burgers in total?
Customer: I quit.
(He left, but my co-workers assured me that he had not been specific.)

Unfiltered Story #154733

, , , | Unfiltered | June 12, 2019

I’m volunteering at the pool (recording swim test scores, tidying up gear, fixing lane lines), and I happen to be wearing a red bathing suit. A mom waiting to pick up her kid starts talking to me:

Mom: Lifeguard red! Is it fun being a lifeguard here?

I try to explain to her that I am a volunteer and not a qualified lifeguard. She is having none of it. She continues to try to make conversation about my status as a lifeguard.

Me: I am just a volunteer! I’m not even legally an adult, so I can’t be a lifeguard.

Mom: …oh. Are you a junior lifeguard?

Me: NO! No. I’m not. I’m not really into that kind of thing. I’m just working at the pool for the morning.

Mom: Well, you should really sign up for Junior Lifeguards.

Unfiltered Story #154731

, | Unfiltered | June 12, 2019

I work at a retail videogame store.  We do this thing where if a customer trades in a game without a case, we make a case with generic coverart for it without offering less in trade to the Customer.  Meaning that we don’t offer a game for less selling it just because it doesn’t have the original cover art.

A customer comes in looking for a specific driving game. We find the game, which has generic cover art selling for $40.

Customer: “We can get this game off the system store for 24 bucks!”

Me: “Oh. That sounds like a good deal.”

Customer: “Well would we get a discount since the cover art is missing?”

Me: “Oh, well we have more in the drawer if your looking for an case with actual cover art if you want that, but no we don’t offer any less fo a game based on the cover art. ”

Customer: “But we can get it online for $24.”

Me: “Right.”

Customer: “Well don’t you want my money??”

Me: ” Well, I mean, if you want it at that price, we sell currency for your system. I could sell you a $25 code that you can add to your wallet. Then you can just buy the game online.”

I walked away after that, a little upset.  He was the first customer of the day. If the game would have been 5 bucks cheaper, all honesty I would have discounted it, but I’m not putting my job on the line to save you 15 bucks when you can just as easily buy it for that price online.  Take from someone who works in retail. Just be happy with the price and buy it or go on your merry way. Unless you know the company price matches, don’t tell them where you can get it cheaper. The accociate doesn’t care.