Unfiltered Story #154735

(I’m working drive-thru, and a man orders at least two burgers and I try to repeat back his order before storing it)
Me: I have one mushroom & swiss double basket, one cheeseburger double basket, and one single plain cheeseburger sandwich?
Customer: No, that’s wrong. It’s a single.
Me: Which one?
Customer: The cheeseburger.
Me: Ok so one mushroom & swiss double basket, one cheeseburger single basket, and one single plain cheeseburger sandwich?
Customer: No! It’s wrong! It’s a single!
Me: They’re all single?
Customer: (now practically screaming) I want one single cheeseburger basket with a Dr. Pepper and another with a Pepsi.
Me: So is there three burgers in total?
Customer: I quit.
(He left, but my co-workers assured me that he had not been specific.)