Unfiltered Story #154739

[I have a German Shepherd who comes to work with me, who is great with people and always receives lots of compliments. Sometimes the conversations get weird…]

Patient: German Shepherds are my mom’s favorite dog! That’s the biggest one I’ve ever seen!

Me: Actually, she’s –

Patient: She’s enormous!

Me: Well, as it happens –

Patient: I didn’t even know they came that big!

Me: Actually, she’s the smaller end of average for her breed.

Patient: …..so they’re normally bigger?

Me: Yes.

Patient’s father: You’ve never even seen a German Shepherd. Just stop talking.