Shame You Can’t Accidentally Diet
(I work in a nursing home. This particular resident is diabetic and thinks her blood sugar is too low, even if it is normal. This exchange happens after checking her sugar.)
Me: “Your sugar is really high! What have you eaten?”
Resident: “I accidentally drank two shakes!”
(Later I check her sugar again.)
Me: “Your sugar is [normal value] right now!”
Resident: “I think it’s low!”
Me: “No, it’s really good! Keep up the good work.”
(The resident proceeds to eat a chip.)
Me: “Your sugar is good; don’t make it too high by eating those chips!”
Resident: “Oh, my hand accidentally fell into the chips.”
Me: “…”