Meet The Obvious Family
(I work in a museum selling admission tickets. A man on his own approaches my desk to pay for his ticket.)
Me: “Hello, welcome to [Museum]!”
Customer: *silent*
(Usually customers will tell us straight away how many tickets they need and which price bracket everyone in the group comes under, but this guy is determined not to speak so I prompt him.)
Me: “How many tickets would you like today?”
Customer: *rolling his eyes* “A family pass, of course. I’m OBVIOUSLY not here alone, am I?! My wife and children are just in the bathroom.”
(Once again, he was completely on his own at the admission desk. I guess he thought I had X-ray vision and could see through solid walls to see who was accompanying him?)
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