I work remote IT for a medical facility, which is a very high-paced environment. It can be rough some days, but generally, after I ask a few questions, I can do the troubleshooting I need to fix the issue. If not, I can send the case to a team onsite to get the issue resolved.
I got a call today that started out like this.
Me: “Thank you for calling. How can I assist you today?”
Caller: “The CPU was stolen!”
Stealing a CPU for one of these computers requires a lot of time and a lot of work because most of the computers in this location are locked in cages.
Me: “All right, do you see any dented metal or screws lying on the floor?”
Caller: “No. Why would that stuff be there?”
Me: “If a CPU was stolen they we need to unscrew the cage, the case, the fan mount, and potentially the CPU mount.”
Caller: “Well, the HDD (hard disk drive) is saying it’s corrupted!”
Me: “Okay, so is the CPU intact?”
Caller: “No, I’m telling you that the HDD is corrupted! Do you even work with computers?”
Me: “Uh… Okay, can you read off the error that the HDD is giving you?”
Caller: “‘Entering power sleep mode,’ and I can’t get it to show anything else.”
Yeah, so the CPU being stolen… I have no idea what that means. This “HDD” error just means that the computer isn’t getting a video signal. I document what actually is going on and get back to the call.
Me: “Okay, so, from the sounds of the error on the screen, it may be that the cable is loose or bad. Could you please check the cables for me?”
Caller: “Pfft, no, the CPU was stolen, and I already checked the cables!”
Me: “Could you try turning the computer on for me to check to see if any lights pop up?”
Caller: “No, I’m telling you…”
There’s a bit of a scuffle and some random worker comes on the phone.
Worker: “The CPU was stolen, and we need a tech up here to fix it.”
I try to do the same troubleshooting steps to maybe confirm that it is an issue with a cable or it’s not plugged in, but…
Worker: “Look here. I know more about computers than you do, and when I say that the CPU was stolen, I know it, and on top of that, our HDD is saying it’s corrupt!”
I mute myself, sigh, and smack my head.
Me: “Okay, I’ll send a tech over to take a look at it.”
Worker: “There, was that so hard?!” *Click*
Sometimes the only way to win is to lose. I checked back on the case a little bit ago and saw the solution the techs gave.
Techs: “Went to site, turned on computer.”