That’s An Apple And They’re Sticking To It!

I work intake for computer repair in the warranty department.

Customer: “I need to send this laptop in for repair.”

Me: “I am sorry, sir, but we can only take Apple products.”

Customer: “This is an Apple product!”

Me: “Sir, that’s a Dell laptop with an Apple sticker logo on it.”

Customer: “Doesn’t that make it Apple?”