I work for a divisional IT group in a municipal government. The first part of this exchange takes place via email.
Client: “Can you please open a ticket for a computer at [Rarely Visited Location]?”
Me: “We can definitely look into that. Can you please tell me which computer and what problems you’re experiencing with it?”
Client: “No. I don’t work at that location.”
Me: “Can you please give us the name of the person who reported the problem to you? We’ll need to speak to them to determine what’s required and what computer you need help with.”
Client: “You can just use me as the contact.”
Me: “Unfortunately, we’ll need to speak with someone who knows: a) what computer it is, and b) what the problem is. It’s possible that the problem can be solved remotely, or it could be something we need to bring someone else in on, for example, our Internet provider, or maintenance if it’s a power issue. Once we have that information, we can dispatch a tech if required.”
Client: “Can you just send someone to check all of the computers in the building and make sure they’re working?”
Me: “As there are a few hundred computers in that building, I can’t send a tech to check all of them, especially when we don’t know what’s wrong with it. Unfortunately, we can’t troubleshoot a computer we don’t know anything about. If you receive any other communications about it, please have that person contact us via email at [email address] or phone at [phone].”
Five minutes later, I get a call from another user.
Me: “Hi, you’ve reached the [my division] IT Service Desk; how can I help you?”
Other Client: “Hi, yeah, I was told to call you?”
Me: “Okay, what can I help you with today?”
Other Client: “This computer isn’t working.”
I look up the caller’s information and realize that he is working out of the same [Rarely Visited Location] and is NOT part of our division. We don’t have administrative access to or authority over their equipment; they have their own on-site IT help.
Me: “Okay, I can see that you’re with another division. I may be limited in how much I can help you, but what’s the problem you’re experiencing?”
Other Client: “The screen’s black.”
Me: “Okay, can you tell me if there are any lights on the monitor or the computer itself?”
Other Client: “No, no lights.”
Me: “Okay, can you please try turning the computer on?”
After about thirty seconds:
Other Client: “Oh, that did it! Thanks!”