This Story’s Title Is Titled
(I am at the Department of Licensing, transferring the titles to a pickup, a trailer, a four-wheeler, and snowmobiles to my name after the passing of my grandfather. I have the “Inheritance” form filled out and a copy of the death certificate laid out on the counter.)
Worker: “Hello. What can I help you with today?”
Me: “I am here to transfer these titles after the passing of my grandfather.”
Worker: *looks at how many titles I have* “Well! Aren’t you lucky?!”
(I let her have it, instead of doing the whole, “No, I’d rather have more time with my granddad instead of his truck.”)