This Museum Rocks!
Editors' Choice, Museum, Pets & Animals, Seattle, Stupid, USA, Washington | Right
| October 22, 2018
(I’m the idiot in this story. My husband and I are at a museum featuring an oceanic exhibit. In one hall there is a large touch tank. Being the wuss I am, I am very nervous to touch anything, but my husband convinces me to try. I pick a smooth-looking creature close to the edge of the tank, and carefully stroke it with one finger. The girl supervising the tank smiles at me.)
Worker: “Doesn’t that one feel like a rock?”
Me: *with excitement and wonder* “Yeah! It really does!”
Worker: “That’s because it is.”
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