Elect-wrong-ics
(I was working the phone side of customer service at a big tech retail store. This particular customer retains a straight tone of voice throughout the conversation, which lasts 15 minutes, but I’ll share the best part of it.)
Customer: “Do you have any dildos?”
Me: *taken aback* “Um, what?”
Customer: “Dildos. Do you have any in stock?”
Me: “I am certain that we do not.”
Customer: “What the h*** kind of store are you, then?”
Me: “An electronics store.”
Customer: “Oh. So, you have the vibrating ones.”