, , , , | Right | October 9, 2017

(I was working the phone side of customer service at a big tech retail store. This particular customer retains a straight tone of voice throughout the conversation, which lasts 15 minutes, but I’ll share the best part of it.)

Customer: “Do you have any dildos?”

Me: *taken aback* “Um, what?”

Customer: “Dildos. Do you have any in stock?”

Me: “I am certain that we do not.”

Customer: “What the h*** kind of store are you, then?”

Me: “An electronics store.”

Customer: “Oh. So, you have the vibrating ones.”

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