Slyther Into That Conversation
(I’m ringing out a woman and her daughter when I hear the daughter talking about her and her friends coming up with a Nimbus 2002, based on the flying brooms from Harry Potter. Being a fan, I chime in.)
Me: “You know, I always wondered why they never customized their brooms.”
Girl: “Customized?”
Mom: “Made them special.”
Me: “Like, the Slytherins would have green and silver, and the Gryffindors would have red and gold.”
Girl: “Scarlet and gold.”
(The mom laughs.)
Mom: “So, which house is your favorite?”
Me: “Definitely Gryffindor.”
Girl: “I like Slytherin.”
Mom: “She likes the bad guys.”
Girl: “Like Malfoy.”
Me: “Ugh, wait until my father hears about this!”