Will Not Conduct Themselves To The Passenger’s Level
(I’m on a local train and I overhear this conversation between an irate passenger and the conductor.)
Passenger: “The bathroom is filthy. It’s disgusting.”
Conductor: “I apologise for the inconvenience.”
Passenger: “I don’t want an apology; I want you to clean it.”
Conductor: “I’m sorry, but there’s nothing I can do. I have no access to cleaning supplies.”
Passenger: “This is outrageous. I will press charges against you personally for causing a health hazard.”
(The conductor takes out a pen and a notepad and starts writing something down.)
Passenger: “Hey, what are you writing?”
Conductor: “My name, so you know whom to press charges against.”
(With that, the passenger realised the ridiculousness of his threat and wandered off without another word.)