Playing A Different Game
(I am chatting to my friend about a guy I have gone on a couple of dates with. I’ve recently had an experience with a stalker and a less alarming but otherwise terrible date which he knows about.)
Friend: “So, plans for the weekend?”
Me: “Well, hanging around on Saturday. And Sunday … uh, well, [Date] asked if I’d visit him out in [Town].”
Friend: “The one you’re not sure about? You gonna go?”
Me: “Well, I want to give him a chance. Only, I was re-reading the message and he’s talking about these video games he could show me… and they’re all in his house.”
Friend: “Sounds like the guy who invited you over for a film and just wanted sex?”
Me: “Yeah. I’m just reading it, thinking, ‘and how much time are you intending on playing games for?'”
Friend: “It could be innocent.” *pauses* “Probably not, though. That’s a kinda weird location for a third date.”
Me: “Yeah. I might say the weather’s so lovely that I want to stay outside. That should work.”
Friend: “Good idea. ”
(He starts to laugh.)
Me: “What?”
Friend: “I’m sorry. It’s just, your love life consists entirely of guys trying to trick you into compromising positions and you thinking desperately of how to get out of them. It’s like some kind of Jacobean drama!”