Not A Case Of If, But When…
(While waiting in line, I overhear a conversation between a teenager and a police officer, both of whom are also waiting. The boy has red plastic cups and ping pong balls in hand.)
Officer: “Can I ask what those are for?”
Teenage Customer: “No, no questions.”
Officer: “Where’s the party?”
Teenage Customer: “No parties.”
(The kid checks out, and as he’s walking out the door yells “SODA PONG!” and flicks his wrist.)
Officer: *to me* “Yeah, I’ll get the call in a couple of hours.”
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