How To Scar Your Siblings For Life

, , | Related | March 3, 2014

(I am the oldest of four kids and at my youngest sister’s friend’s birthday party. As most of the small children guests and their parents have gone home, I finally go in the bouncy house. Please note that I have been waiting most of my life to do this, and no children were harmed.)

Me: *sitting patiently on top of bouncy house slide*

Sister: *climbing ladder* “[My Name], move!”

Me: *puts hands on my sister’s shoulders* “Long live the king!”

(I then proceed to push her off the ladder, cackling wildly.)

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