Unable To Change Someone That Stupid
(I work in a store that is next to a fast food restaurant. One day I go to the fast food place for lunch with a coworker who really hates stupidity. My coworker places his order, and it comes to $10.35. He gives the cashier a $20 bill and ¢35 in coin. The cashier looks at him in total confusion.)
Cashier: “Why did you give me the ¢35?”
Coworker: “So you don’t have to give me any change, just the bill.”
Cashier: “You don’t want your change?”
Coworker: “You just need to give me a $10 bill now, instead of giving me a lot of coins.”
Cashier: “So, you don’t want your change?”
(This goes on for another minute.)
Coworker: *getting very frustrated* “Just type exactly what I gave you into your till.”
(She does, and the till tells her to give back $10. She gives him his change, and he gets his food and leaves, very angry. After he is gone, I hear this while I’m waiting for my food.)
Cashier: “What a moron, says he doesn’t want his change, leaving me to think I’m getting a good tip. Then leaves nothing.”
(I then saw the cashier’s coworkers shake their heads. I got my food, went back to work, and told my coworker what happened after he left. He made a complaint later on and got three free meals, and we never saw that cashier again.)