Me: “I’d like to do some tests on your cat.”

Client: “Which kind of tests? How does that work?”

Me: “I’d like to do some blood work. We take it just like a doctor would take human blood.”

Client: “Cats have blood?!”

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(One of my regulars comes to my cash with her small child. The mother is very much pregnant.)

Me: “Oh, hello, [Mother] and [Daughter]. How are you today?”

Customer: “We’re great!” *turns to daughter* “Tell [My Name] what Mommy is going to have in September!”

Customer’s Daughter: “A baby!”

Me: “Really? What do you hope it’ll be?”

Customer’s Daughter: “A puppy!”

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