Third Time’s The Charm For This Specimen
I work as a specimen receptionist in a pathology laboratory that is connected to a public hospital setting. I do data entry for bloodwork so it can get tested. The area I work in has seven workstations. Each workstation has a phone. I am by myself for whatever reason and the phone rings.
Me: “Hello, this is [My Name] from pathology. How can I help you?”
Scammer: “Hello, I was just wanting to talk to you about your overdue power bill. We can help you set up a payment plan today.”
Me: “Um, just so you know, you have reached a hospital.”
Scammer: “Oh.” *Hangs up*
I chuckle slightly and go back to work.
The next phone along rings. I transfer it to my phone.
Me: “Hello, this is [My Name] from pathology. How can I help you?”
Scammer: “Hello, I was just wanting to talk to you—”
Me: “Hi. Hospital again.”
The scammer sighs and hangs up. Even more amused, I go back to work again.
The NEXT phone rings. I transfer it to my phone. By this stage, I am suspicious.
Me: “Hello, this is [My Name] from pathology. How can I help you?”
Scammer: “Oh, for God’s sake.” *Hangs up*
I laughed openly and then stared expectantly at the next phone. Disappointingly, it did not ring.