Mistrust By The Bucket Load
(The movie theater where I work has annual buckets that are $20 when you first buy them, but then you can bring it back and refill it for $4. I’m working in concession when a man and his 12-year-old son walk up to me.)
Customer: “I forgot my bucket at home!”
(I shrug this off because a lot of people forget their bucket.)
Me: “Okay… What can I help you with today?”
Customer: “I want two tickets to [Movie].”
Me: “Okay! Any concessions? Drinks? Popcorn?”
Customer: “I forgot my bucket at home.”
Me: “Okay…?”
Customer: *gesturing to the stack of buckets I have next to me* “So can I…?”
Me: “I’m sorry… what?”
Customer: “I forgot my bucket; don’t you trust me?”
Me: “I’m sorry, sir. I cannot GIVE you a bucket.”
Customer: “But I forgot my bucket!”