The Trash Can Is Right There!

, , , | Right | August 22, 2018

(It is my job to clean theaters after shows, and to do it quickly before the next show. When a big movie comes out, it is not unusual for those theaters to be trashed, so I always bring an extra garbage can. I am waiting in a theater for the guests to empty out when a middle-aged woman walks up to me. I am standing near the trash can, holding my broom and large dustpan.)

Me: “Is there anything I can help you with, ma’am?”

Woman: *bends down and jams her garbage in to my dustpan*

Me: *stares*

Woman: *stands up, laughs hysterically, and leaves without saying a word*

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