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It’s The Economy, Stupid

, , , , , | Right | November 14, 2022

Prices all over are skyrocketing, and deli meat is no exception. One of our most popular hams has jumped a few dollars a pound. Because of how quickly it happened, corporate has yet to send us updated tags, so that ham has no price tag.

Customer: “I want one pound of [ham].”

The interaction goes well until he sees the price of the ham as I am ringing it up.

Customer: “Why is it so expensive? It was [lower price]!”

Before I can answer, he grabs the now-tagged ham and gestures at me with it.

Customer: “I am paying for your raise!”

Me: “I’m not getting a raise.”

Customer: “Then why is it so expensive?”

Me: *Shrugging* “I guess because the price of gas to get it here went up?”

The customer had no reply for that and just walked off. After that, I warned everyone who ordered that ham about the price.

The Thieving Ravens At Sea

, , , , , , | Legal | November 12, 2022

My fiancé and I offer sailing holidays. People book a berth in a cabin and live and sail with us for one week. This, of course, means that we actually live with our customers and spend a lot of time with them in very limited space. This happened before I met my fiancé, but I’ve heard him tell the story plenty of times, and I found all the emails, reports, and protocols from this story on my fiancé’s old laptop. It was a very interesting read.

The story takes place in Sardinia in August, which is super-duper-high-season and everything is super expensive. Really, the prices are ridiculous! Sardinia happens to be a hotspot for the rich and the famous, and they pay for their privacy by jacking up the prices.

It was a normal week for [Fiancé]. The boat was full of a mixture of people: two couples and two friends. The groups didn’t know each other before the trip.

One of the women from one of the couples was the week’s treasurer, meaning she collected money from the rest of the crew to pay for the week’s expenses, like fuel, mooring fees, etc. Because it was August, they had to pay a lot. The two friends, two women in their thirties, never had enough money to pay their part and were always in “debt”. They repeatedly said that they had tried getting money but the ATM wasn’t working, and they kept making other excuses just like that.

On day two, [Fiancé] talked to them.

Fiancé: “We are not leaving this marina until you pay your part.”

They were a bit pissy about it but agreed.

[Fiancé]’s bulls*** radar kicked in, and he decided to sleep outside in the cockpit that night. Lo and behold, at 3:00 in the morning, the two friends tried to sneak out with their luggage. They hadn’t thought anyone would notice and were horrified to see [Fiancé] out there, stopping their sneaky departure.

Fiancé: “Where are you going at this time of night? And with all your luggage?”

Friends: “Oh, we’re leaving. For good.”

[Fiancé] woke the rest of the crew up and told them to check their things. Oh, no. Cameras, phones, tablets, etc., were all gone! And the ship treasurer’s wallet, containing around 1,000€, was missing, too!

The two friends were busted and gave back the things they had tried to steal.

Fiancé: “You two go to the next ATM and get the money you owe. I’ll keep your luggage as a deposit until then.”

They grudgingly did, and then they were given all their luggage back and unceremoniously banned from the boat.

The following day, the women came back with the Italian police, claiming that my fiancé had stolen their stuff. After listening to [Fiancé] and the rest of the crew, the officers just shrugged, pointed to the German flag on the boat, and said:

Officers: “German flag, German problem.”

That was it, or so everyone thought. [Fiancé] continued the trip with the remaining crew, and everyone was happy the two women were gone. 

Two days later, the booking agency called [Fiancé], saying he had to take the woman back. Apparently, the MOTHERS of the two women — adult women in their thirties! — had called the agency. The women had no money and couldn’t afford a hotel.

[Fiancé] absolutely refused. The agency made it very clear that they would hold him financially responsible for any consequences coming from this.

Of course, the women sued. They wanted money back for the trip, the flight, the hotels, restaurants, and all kinds of expenses. [Fiancé] had the testimonies from the other guests and various receipts for stuff the women tried to reclaim, so he told his attorney to go all in.

Not only did the women lose the case, but it was also revealed that they had tried the same stunt several times before with other agencies. This was the fourth time this had happened, but it was the first time someone just didn’t pay the money back to avoid the hassle. After hearing this, the previous three agencies sued the women, wanting their money back.

The story also shows how that one agency works. As long as they don’t have any costs, they don’t care. If your actions are costing them money, they will make you pay, and they don’t care about how the rest of the crew would have felt. Imagine how they would’ve felt if the two thieving ravens had come back on board.

To His (Insane Amount Of) Credit (Cards), He Didn’t Throw A Fit

, , , , , | Right | CREDIT: FauxWolfTail | November 11, 2022

I work in a small store, and we have a regular customer who is a veteran. I can’t give him too much hate since he was shot in the head a long time ago and still has the scar to show it. This has led to him having, um… special privileges. Let’s just say that he can get more than a military discount from the local bakery. Don’t mistake this as me hating him for his condition. I respect him for his service, and he usually is kind. He just… has his moments. Today is one of those moments.

He comes into our small store and starts sweeping through, grabs about $300 worth of stuff, and hauls it up to our only till. Now, when I say $300, I mean $300-plus after the military discount and state taxes; it is honestly closer to $330.

Me: “Your total is [amount].”

He nods his head, mumbles something, and pulls out a thick wallet, full to the brim with credit cards — thicker than two thumbs of cards and nothing but. He doesn’t even look down and pulls out the frontmost card.

A few seconds later, my screen flashes: “DECLINED.” No problem; we can do the next card. What can possibly go wrong?

“DECLINED.”

“DECLINED.”

“DECLINED.”

“DECLINED.”

Me: “Perhaps we should do cash or a check?”

He shakes his head and motions that he doesn’t have either. On to the next card!

“DECLINED.”

“DECLINED.”

“APPROVED!” …for $20 only. Yep, it’s a gift card. On to the next card.

Three more cards decline.

“APPROVED!” …for $19.91. We have less than $300 to go.

Two more cards decline.

At this point, I’m getting a rare sight in this small store: a line. We have three people waiting. I’m on the only till, and I’m the only employee.

“DECLINED.”

[Veteran] is getting mad. I don’t blame him. We are now out of bank-approved cards, and we’re into “special funds” from “special clients” cards.

“DECLINED.”

“APPROVED!” …for $5.

Three more cards decline.

There are five people in line now, and the guy behind [Veteran] is giving me the look a hungry [Entitled Customer] gives when she knows there’s a weak retail worker with no manager nearby to feast upon. And more people are coming in.

“DECLINED.”

“DECLINED.”

Can you tell I’m in Hell yet? Several more cards decline.

Finally, the last card… guess what?

“APPROVED!” …for $25. Another gift card.

[Veteran] lets out a long sigh and reaches into his pocket, pulling out ANOTHER WALLET! It’s full of fifties — about three fingers thick! He pays the rest off, and all of the bills pass the UV and marker tests. I give him his change and his bags of stuff, and I am about to turn to the next customer when he says:

Veteran: “Auugh Uuu Ggoo Krrr Hsss?”

Me: *Thrown off* “I’m sorry, could you please repeat that?”

Veteran: “Auugh Uuu Ggoo Krrr Hsss?”

Yep, I didn’t mishear him. He wanted me to carry his bags out to his car — as the only retail worker in the store and with five or six people behind him. Thankfully, a nice guy from the line realized what [Veteran] wanted and volunteered as tribute. He carried out [Veteran]’s stuff as I rang up everyone else’s purchases.

Bless you, [Nice Guy]; he told me after coming back to buy his things that [Veteran]’s car was three blocks away. [Nice Guy], please know that if I could have made your purchases any cheaper, I would have, but I do hope that you accept the secret military discount I snuck into your purchase.

I want to elaborate again that I do not hate [Veteran] for who he is. He is a chill dude, but dang, some days he’s so frustrating!

This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 111

, , , | Right | November 7, 2022

A woman orders a drink at last call only to finish it and have us find out that the card she gave us was declined.

Customer: “Ugh, just find a way to use the card anyway.”

Me: “Do you have any cash?”

Customer: “I just have that one card!”

Me: “You need to find another way to pay.”

Customer: “I’m a woman, so the drink should have been free anyway! You should take some responsibility for me not being able to pay for my drink.

Related:
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 110
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 109
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 108
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 107
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 106

Patience Wasn’t On Offer, Either

, , , , | Right | CREDIT: JammyThing | November 7, 2022

At work today, I was on a till serving, as were a couple of others, and it was busy. As the number of people started to dwindle, the cashier in front of me closed down to serve the last few customers who already had shopping on her belt. I served for a good few minutes afterward and started closing down, too, when I noticed that the number of people on at the next till hadn’t changed.

There were two people left: a guy who had a few bits and an elderly woman who was in front of him. The elderly woman was trying to use a coupon that, for whatever reason, was simply not working but was adamant about using it. I couldn’t hear the details, but let’s be honest: the lyrics may change a bit but the dance is always the same.

At this point, I had nearly served everyone who was left on my belt, and I honestly felt bad for the guy who, at this point, must have been waiting for ten minutes or more. I managed to catch his eye, smiled, and gestured for him to come over to my till. He smiled back, picked up his couple of items, and put them on my belt. I only had one customer left before I could serve him.

The woman I was serving pointed at her bakery items.

Woman: “Those are on offer! Buy two, get one free! I know they are!”

Me: “Sorry, but I’m pretty sure those are not the items on offer.”

Woman: “Yes, they are! I saw the sign! I know those are the ones on offer!”

Me: “I’ll get someone to check for you.”

A minute passed, and I was informed that her baked goods were, in fact… not on offer.

She didn’t say anything.

Me: “So, that’ll be—”

Woman: “What about those?! I know there’s an offer for them!” *Pointing at some other food items* “Get someone to check them, too! I know they’re on offer!”

I was only partway through asking someone to now check for another offer when the guy who I had beckoned across muttered something under his breath and just walked out of the store, leaving his shopping behind.

As he left, I saw the elderly woman still at the next till, now with a manager there, too.

Even though I knew I was going to have to put his shopping back, I honestly felt for the guy.

Oh, and in case anyone was wondering, none of the items the lady at my till bought were on offer.