This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 110

Customer: “I’d like a mortgage.”

Me: “Okay, I can help set up an appointment for—”

Customer: “I want a nice four-bedroom in [Nice Neighbourhood], and I’d like the payments set at $150 a month.”

Me: “Uh… Well, you’d need to talk to the realtor about the house, but I doubt you’ll find a four-bedroom for that, even with a large deposit.”

Customer: “What’s a deposit?”

Me: *Quietly* “Hoo boy.”

Customer: “What was that?”

Me: “Let me set up that appointment for you, sir!”

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This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 109
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 108
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 107
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 106
This Is Why We’re In A Recession, Part 105