A Sign That Your Day Will Be Poop
Our customer toilets are out of order. We are waiting for a plumber to show up, and until then, there are big yellow barriers in front of the doors and signs everywhere (including all entrances and the bottom of all stairs leading up to the toilet floor).
Despite this, people still go there, find they are closed, and then complain to the nearest staff member they can find, which is usually someone from Menswear, given the location of the toilets.
I am chatting with a colleague from Menswear whilst on my break and she tells me about some of the customers she’s had to deal with. She caught [Customer #1] trying to break down the barrier in front of the toilet doors.
Colleague: “Madam, those toilets are out of order! You can’t go in there!”
Customer #1: “Oh, I didn’t realise.”
Later:
Customer #2: “How dare you close your toilets?!”
Colleague: “I’m sorry, madam, they are broken, but we—”
Customer #2: “It’s illegal for your toilets to be broken!”
And yet later still:
Customer #3: “We’ve come all the way upstairs to use the toilet and it is closed? Why didn’t anyone warn us?”
Colleague: “We do have signs at each entrance and at the stairs.”
Customer #3: “No one reads signs! You should have someone telling everyone who comes in!”
After my break, I head back downstairs. The way to the shop floor involves going past the customer toilets. As I walk past, [Customer #4] almost grabs me, pointing at the “Do Not Enter” barrier.
Customer #4: “WHAT DID YOU DO?!”
We are counting down the seconds until the plumber arrives.