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You Change The Price, They Change Their Tune

, , , , | Right | March 4, 2024

Straight out of university, I took a job from a client who helped me out over the duration of my course. By “helped me out”, I mean that he got me a few leads, so I felt like I owed him somewhat. Due to inexperience and wanting to offer “mates rates”, we both knew that I undercharged him. I worked on the project on and off for about six months, and in that time, I gained more experience and had a better idea of what I should actually be charging — as a rough idea, triple what I had offered him.

Client: “This artwork is fabulous. I couldn’t have asked for more; it’s exactly what we wanted! Now, for the next job—”

Me: “I’m glad you like them, but just to let you know, my rates have changed. Sorry, I doubt I can afford to take on another job at what I offered you last time.”

Client: “Okay, that’s understandable. What’s the price?”

I quoted him a reasonable price — still lower than what I should have done. He started to flip through the artwork again, his expression turning sour, and tossing the pages onto the table haphazardly.

Client: “Really? For this? Do you really think it’s worth that?”

Doing Some Damage(s)

, , , , , , , , , | Legal | March 3, 2024

This story is from a while ago now, and it is very much paraphrased and some of the legal language has been simplified to layman’s terms.

I am applying for a legal job that’s very much inside my profession — so much so that when sending in my resume, I include in my hobbies section my personal blog, which at the time is a relatively well-read website about the very niche section of law I studied. (This is before social media, and the average Internet user’s attention span was, shall we say, longer?)

I started the blog when I was in law school, and I thought including it when applying for this particular law firm was a good idea since they notoriously only hire graduates from my particular law school.

I am halfway through my interview, and I feel it is going well. I am answering the questions calmly and quickly, making sure to showcase my deep knowledge of the subjects. I am being interviewed by three partners at the firm, and one of them has been silently glaring at me the whole time. He finally speaks up.

Partner: “I noticed that on your resume you lied about your authoring [Legal Blog]. That’s not a good look.”

Me: *Momentarily taken aback* “I… I didn’t lie about that. That’s my blog.”

Partner: “That blog is written by an A.B. Smith.”

Me: “That’s a pen name. I am the actual author, and I have the credentials to prove it.”

Partner: “That blog is written by a man, and not by a fresh graduate.”

Me: “Can you please specify where in the blog it indicates the gender of the author or reveals any details about their age or professional status? If you’d just let me—”

Partner: “It’s just not a good look. It’s not a good look for us to consider hiring someone who tries to plagiarize someone else’s work, and it’s an even worse look for you.”

Despite my attempts to protest, this partner seems to hold a bigger sway over the other two, so the interview is cut short, and I am given the polite “Thank you for coming in” speech that means, “It’s a no.” I can’t be sure, but I also get the distinct vibe from this older man that he can’t be convinced that a young woman could write my blog.

When I get home, I admit that I am angry, and when I am angry, I write. I write up a blog about the interview. (I don’t name names, but I do name the law firm.)

I write about how ironic it is that a law firm dedicated to upholding the law has partners who are self-appointed judges, juries, and executioners who are disinterested in looking at the evidence.

I write about the disappointment of going to my particular law school in the hopes of working for this particular firm and that, despite my obvious knowledge of my material and my darn-good score when passing the bar, I have been dismissed because of one item on the “hobbies” section of my resume.

I also write about the hint of sexism in the experience, being very careful to word that section in a way that isn’t libelous (lawyer here!).

I put the blog up and go about my day.

A few weeks later, I get a call from a woman I have never heard of.

Caller: “Hi, this is [Caller] from [Law Firm that I interviewed for]. Is this [My Name]?”

Me: “That is me.”

Caller: “Great! Do you also go by [Pen Name] and write the [Blog]?”

Me: “What is this about?”

Caller: “I am calling to ask you to take down [blog about the interview]. It contains information that is factually incorrect, and we—”

Me: “Who is ‘we’?”

Caller: “I am calling from [Law Firm].”

Me: “Yes, but who are you, exactly? Are you a lawyer?”

Caller: “I’m a legal secretary.”

Me: “And who do you work for?”

Caller: “[Law Firm].”

Me: “Yes, again, I know that. Do you work for a particular partner?”

Caller: *Hesitantly* “I work for [Partner].”

As I suspected, this is the same partner who outright called me a liar.

Me: “Have [Partner] call me directly.”

Caller: “Well, he’s a very busy—”

Me: “Have him call me. I won’t talk to anyone else.”

I hang up, feeling my anger rising again but also feeling a shot of adrenaline from the knowledge that I’ve rattled the cage of the lawyer who wronged me.

Less than an hour later, I get another call. It’s the partner himself! Ignoring niceties, he jumps straight into his demand.

Partner: “Look, take down that hit piece. It’s a blatant lie and—”

Me: “Oh, so in the interview, you accused me of not being capable of authoring that blog, but now you expect me to take down something from that very same blog? Which is it? You can’t have it both ways.”

Partner: “Look, you’ve made your point, but the fact remains that what you’ve written is factually incorrect and—”

Me: “Tell me anything that’s written in that blog that didn’t actually happen.”

Partner: “You called me sexist!”

Me: “Did I mention you by name?”

Partner: “You know that’s not relevant—”

Me: “I know what’s relevant in a court of law. Do you?” 

Partner:Look, can you please take down the blog? It’s been commented on a lot at [Law School], and it’s affecting our recruitment.”

Me:Why? Are you worried it’s not a good look?

There is a pause. He recognizes the phrase.

Partner: “Take it down, or we’ll sue for libel—”

Me: “Send it to A.B. Smith.”

There was another pause. I decided right there and then that if this man apologized and admitted his mistake, I would gladly take down the blog and move on with my life. Instead, he just hung up, and I kept the blog up.

Over twenty years later, I still haven’t been sued.

When You’d Rather Deal With The Migraine Than The Client

, , , , , | Right | February 29, 2024

I spend two hours over two days pitching to a client. Finally, at the end:

Client: “I’ll pay your deposit, and then you can get started with the script.”

The next day, I come down with a migraine, and I email him to let him know that I won’t be able to talk as planned. At this point, he has yet to pay the deposit.

The next day:

Me: “I apologize for missing your call. Can we talk today?”

I get no reply, and he seems to be ignoring me on Skype.

A bit annoyed that he would go quiet just because of this, I decide to give him a call.

Client: “You’re clearly not 100% dedicated to my project! Your website says you don’t make excuses! Clearly, you’re full of it!”

I apologize again, but I mention that, without a deposit, I wouldn’t have started any work anyway, and obviously, I cannot help having a migraine.

Client: “Listen. Send me that script today, no excuses!”

Me: “Sure. Once you’ve sent the deposit, I’ll get right on it.”

Four days pass and still no deposit. I chase him up and can’t get through. Then, finally, I get a reply.

Client: “Hey there. Sorry I wasn’t able to pay your deposit. I’ve been ill for the last few days.”

Your Regular Dose Of Boomer Logic

, , , , | Right | February 29, 2024

I have a Master’s degree and am working a good job at a university. I bartend a couple of nights a week for some extra money because of student loans and stuff.

One evening, while I’m busting my butt at the bar after already putting in an eight-hour day at the office, an older woman at the bar tells me with a straight face:

Customer: “Maybe if you try to really work hard, you could get a good job someday.”

Me: “Oh, like what? What do you do?”

Customer: “Oh, my husband’s pension keeps us quite comfortable.”

Me: “So you haven’t worked since…?”

Customer: “Oh, I haven’t had to work since the seventies! Why?”

Me: “No reason.”

This Kitchen Was Built With Bigotry And Hypocrisy

, , , , , | Right | February 28, 2024

An older customer is ordering a lot of timber for a home renovation product.

Customer: “Can I ask you about your installation services?”

Me: “Absolutely! We partner with lots of verified local contractors, so I should be able to help you find what you need.”

Customer: *Narrows his eyes* “Where are you from?”

Me: “New Zealand, originally, but I’ve lived in the States for over—”

Customer: “All you immigrants coming over here! An American-born man could be doing the job you’re doing right now, but you had to come in and take over!”

Me: “Sir, I am not here to steal anyone’s job. I’m just—”

Customer: “It’s disgusting! But you’re here now, and I have work to do. But I’ll be writing to my Facebook group about this so they know [Hardware Store] hires immigrants instead of Americans!”

Me: *Trying to move this along* “That’s fine, sir. You were asking about our partnered contractors?”

Customer: “Yeah, I’m looking for some guys who have experience with installing kitchens. Oh, and try to get me some Mexicans; those guys are always cheapest.”