Gluten Out Of Ten For Ignorance, Part 6
I’m a personal shopper. If we are out of an item, we will call you and ask if we can sub it with a similar item.
Me: “Hello, Mrs. [Customer], this is [My Name] with [Store] Online Shopping. I wanted to let you know that I finished picking your order, and I was out of [Brand] whole-grain English muffins. I did find some whole-wheat whole-grain English muffins if you would like those, instead.”
Customer: “Oh, no, those won’t do. I can’t have wheat. It makes me sick. Give me the sourdough muffins, instead.”
Me: *Flabbergasted* “Uh… [Brand] doesn’t make sourdough English muffins.”
Customer: “They don’t?”
Me: “No.”
Customer: “Then give me the plain ones.”
Me: “All right, but those have wheat in them, just so you know.”
Customer: “No, they don’t.”
Me: “They do.”
Customer: “No, they don’t. I can eat them because they don’t have wheat.”
I figure she’s a grown woman; she can make her own mistakes.
Me: “All right, I’ll grab you the plain English muffins.”
Customer: “Thank you. Was that so hard?”
I later tell this to my mom, who is gluten intolerant.
Mom: “Does she not know what wheat is?”
Related:
Gluten Out Of Ten For Ignorance, Part 5
Gluten Out Of Ten For Ignorance, Part 4
Gluten Out Of Ten For Ignorance, Part 3
Gluten Out Of Ten For Ignorance, Part 2
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