Having Cheap Parents Is A Wild Ride
(My wife and I are waiting at a well-known theme park in Florida. There is a family beside us — a father, mother, and two teenage daughters. Everyone is waiting for the rope drop when we overhear the following exchange between the father and one of the teenage daughters.)
Teenage Daughter: “Ooh, I can’t wait to go on the rides. I’m not going on any of the scary rides.”
Father: “We’re going on all the rides.”
Teenage Daughter: “Not the scary ones.”
Father: “We’re going on all the rides.”
Teenage Daughter: “No, I’m not going on anything scary.”
Father: “You begged me to come here. I paid 800 f****** dollars for these tickets. You’re going on every f****** ride.”
Teenage Daughter: *now nearly crying* “But I don’t want to go on the scary ones.”
Father: *glaring* “Every f****** ride!”
(Welcome to the happiest place on earth.)