Does V.C. Stand For “Very Creepy”?
(In high school, I am something of a goody-two-shoes, a full-fledged dork, and a voracious bookworm. I am always carrying around a library book or two in case I get a spare minute to read. At lunch, I stack my books on the table and one of my classmates notices the top one.)
Classmate: “Are you reading a V.C. Andrews book?”
Me: “Yeah, I’ve never read anything by her before, but it looked interesting. She’s apparently written a ton of books.”
Classmate: “Okay, well, I had to read a V.C. Andrews book for Lit Class, and it was about incest. I can’t imagine you reading anything like that.”
Me: *shrugs* “Well, no incest yet. If I find any I’ll let you know.”
(Next chapter? Boom, incest. I did finish it, because I never give up on a book, but I felt dirty for about a month.)