This is when the “Harry Potter” books are still coming out. The sixth book had been released about a month before this conversation.
Customer: “I’ve just finished the sixth book! I can’t find the next one on your shelves.”
Me: “It hasn’t been released yet.”
Customer: “Can you go to the back and get me a copy?”
Me: “There are none back there, either, because the book is not yet for sale, because it has not yet been written.”
Customer: “It’s not been printed yet? Oh, that’s okay, just go to the back and print a copy. I can wait.”
Me: *Thoroughly dumbstruck* “Ma’am, we don’t print the books here; we just sell them. And the next Harry Potter book hasn’t been written by the author yet, so even if I had a printing press back there, I couldn’t make you a copy.”
She looked around, her face turned redder than I thought a human face could turn, and then she yelled:
Customer: “You are useless!“
With that, she stormed out of the building, hitting things with her handbag as she passed them.
My manager then came over to me, asked me what the h*** I had said to her, and proceeded to laugh hysterically.