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Bitter Racism, Please Meet Sweet Irony

, , | Right | November 12, 2007

(Customer runs in frantically.)

Customer: “How much is y’all’s gas?”

Me: “It’s posted outside, $2.78 a gallon.”

Customer: “D*** SAND NI**ERS ALWAYS HIKING UP GAS! I’M GOING DOWN THE STREET!”

(Returns ten minutes later.)

Customer: “Let me get ten on pump three.”

My, Aren’t We Feeling Ethnocentric Today?

, , , | Right | November 7, 2007

Travel Store Customer: “Do you have any globes that have the United States bigger? I don’t need all this Africa, I just really want the US and Europe.”


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… And We Wonder Why Everyone Hates Us

, , , | Right | November 7, 2007

Customer: “Are you Hispanic?”

Me: “No.”

Customer: “Middle Eastern?”

Me: “No.”

Customer: “Egyptian?”

Me: “No.”

Customer: “What are you?”

Me: “Chinese.”

(customer puts on offended face)

Customer: “I don’t appreciate you treating me like I’m dumb.”

Me: “Excuse me? I’m being honest.”

Customer: “NO CHINESE PERSON WOULD EVER HAVE EYES AS BIG AS YOURS!”

Me: *mouth wide open*


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