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Let’s Make You A Nice Divorce Album!

, , , , | Right | February 28, 2020

I work in a photo studio. After pictures are taken I show them and try to sell extras to the parents. These pictures are of a not-quite-two-year-old girl.

Mom:
“I don’t like any of these. They are all horrible.”

Dad:
“I like that one, and that one, too.”

Mom:
“No, God no, I hate those.”

Me:
“Well, you can always just get the few you like or reschedule and come back another day.”

Mom:
“I don’t want to come back here.”

We finish and order some photos. The mom goes off shopping as the dad pays while holding the little girl.

Dad:
“I’m sorry about my wife. She’s a f****** b****.”

Me:
“Uh… Oh, no, it’s fine.”

Dad:
“She’s lucky I’m still around.” *Looks at his daughter* “You’d better not turn out like her.”

Me:
“…and here is your receipt. Have a nice day!”

I turned and looked at my coworker with an OHMIGAWD face.


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It’s All Down River From Here

, , , , | Right | February 27, 2020

I work at a place where people can rent rafts and go down the river. A few customers from Arkansas have too much to drink and end up on the opposite side of the river to where they’re supposed to land.

Me:
“You guys gotta paddle over here!”

Drunk Lady #1:
“We’re wasted!”

She then hits the water with the paddle and yells, but the rest of her group does not paddle. They begin to drift by.

Coworker:
“You guys need to paddle in or you’re gonna go by!”

Drunk Lady #2:
“We’re trying as hard as we can, you motherf*****s!”

Drunk Man #1:
“Y’all motherf*****s rushin’ us or something’? We could just float by… check out the rest of the river!”

Drunk Lady #1:
“We could, ‘cause these f*****s are bein’ rude to us! I know I’m a Southern Belle but I sure know how to be a b****!”

Drunk Man #2:
“Did those guys just call us motherf*****s? We have a kid here! Rude a**holes! F*****s are cursing in front of a kid!”

They reach the shore, and everyone stumbles out of the raft except for a terrified seven-year-old.

Me:
“I hope you guys enjoyed your day on the river.”

Drunk Lady #2
“How could y’all motherf*****s curse in front of a kid? I’m ten weeks pregnant, too! We’re from Arkansas! I wanna talk to y’all’s boss!”

The group starts cursing at us, and then one gentleman comes up to me.

Chill Customer:
“I’ve been coming here every year since 2006 and I’m gonna come back again, and I’ll be sure to leave those drunk a**holes at home.”

Pray That Scammer Never Comes Back

, , , | Legal | February 26, 2020

I have recently started working at a local restaurant. Despite having only a few days of experience under my belt, my previous job experience in the field as a supervisor plus my strong responsibility ethic effectively gives me a sense of leadership.

It’s about 8:30 pm in the evening when a lone, older man walks in. He hasn’t done anything yet that would signal a red flag, but I assume that he has some sort of disability just by how he’s acting, such as when I direct him to a table; he sits in the bar. I am not a native Swedish speaker; I’m English but learning the language.

Me:
“How was your food, sir?”

Customer:
“Oh… I am praying.”

I give him a smile and a light tap on the shoulder. He then orders the most expensive item on our menu which should have been the first red flag. In my time working here, I’ve only seen one other person order that food, and in comparison to this gentleman, that customer looked as if he could afford it. Not five minutes after his food arrives, I see him putting his coat on and leaving.

Bartender:
“Did he pay with you?”

Me:
“No, but maybe he’s going out for a cigarette?”

Bartender:
“He said he was going home. Maybe he paid with [Coworker]?”

Me:
“Hold on; I’ll check the computer.”

His table’s still active, meaning he hasn’t paid. I run to the door and catch him as he’s just leaving the premises, and now I can see why he was being so strange before: he’s completely drunk. I usher him back inside, which he complies with. I think to myself that he’s probably just forgotten. That is until I get him sat down so he doesn’t keel over.

Customer:
“Listen… Do you think I’m f****** sitting here for f*** all?”

Me:
“No, sir, you just need to pay for your food and drink.”

I print out the receipt and hand it to him. However, he’s having none of it.

Customer:
“I already paid!”

Me:
“Who did you pay with, sir?”

Customer:
“Prove that I haven’t already paid yet.”

Me:
“Which person took your payment, sir? Can you show me your receipt? If you’ve paid, it’s no problem.”

Customer:
“Nope!”

I’m starting to get a little bit agitated by this guy; he’s clearly stalling and expects me to cave. He then starts actually pretending to not speak English and turns his aggression to the bartender. During this, I ask [Coworker] for the phone to call the police. After I get off the phone, the bartender prints off the customer’s receipt again. I show it to the customer.

Me:
“See, sir? She would not have been able to do that on the register had you already paid.”

Customer:
“You know what? Call the f****** police.”

This goes back and forth for quite some time. I get nowhere with the customer until the police show up. Whilst I’m waiting on him so he doesn’t do a runner, multiple tables are looking over at me expectantly; they haven’t had service yet. When the police arrive, I get the runner to take tables, and I go out to talk with the officers.

Policeman:
“Hi. Is he still here?”

Me:
“Yeah, just give me a moment, though? I want to give him one last chance before handing him to you.”

Policeman:
“Sure, we’ll wait here.”

Me:
“Okay, sir, the police are waiting outside. You can either settle this bill now or go with the police tonight. Your choice.”

Customer:
“I will talk with the police.”

Me:
“Fine. Hard way it is.”

He ended up talking with the police in Swedish. I didn’t understand it all but the gist was that the police gave him two options: arrest for theft or pay and leave. He chose the latter, thank God. But honestly, all that fuss over nothing? What the h*** was he expecting to happen?

He Has More Issues Than A Magazine

, , , | Right | February 25, 2020

I go to a local game store. It’s just me and the cashier at first. I’m there to make a return, but I notice some new merchandise and start browsing before completing my return. During this, two men walk in, both absolutely reeking of marijuana, which is illegal in this state. They approach the cashier before me.

Customer #1:
*Sounding frustrated* “Listen, I keep getting your stupid magazine. I don’t want this s***! But every time I come here it’s like you’re just making me pay for it. Is this a f****** joke to you?”

The cashier responds in a perfectly polite customer service voice.

Cashier:
“I’m sorry that it’s upsetting you, sir. You get it free with the [rewards membership]. We don’t take orders for the magazine otherwise, so it isn’t costing you anything.”

Customer #1:
*Raising his voice* “And just what the f*** am I supposed to do with this bulls***?!”

Cashier:
“That’s up to you, sir. It’s a free magazine. I can make a note in your account that you don’t want the magazine, but beyond that, I have no control.”

Customer #1:
*Aggressive* “And what would you say if I said I’d cancel my [rewards membership] if you punks sent me another magazine?”

Cashier:
“What’s your membership number?”

Customer #2:
“You’re not even going to try to keep him as a member?”

Cashier:
“I’m truly sorry this has been so upsetting, but I have no control over national magazine distribution. I’m only a cashier in a tiny location, in a tiny town. If you’d like, I can give you a copy of corporate’s number and you can try asking them for further help.”

Customer #1:
“Well, f*** you, f*** this store, and f*** this town!”

They both stormed out, cussing. I was honestly worried I’d have to call the police for a minute. After they left, I did my transaction and chatted with the cashier and let him vent about how stupid the whole confrontation was.

I Don’t Think She Knows What A Refund Is  

, , , , , | Right | February 23, 2020

(Our cafe has fake succulents displayed on the tables. One day, we realize that some have gone missing, but we don’t really think too much of it until one day a lady comes in, fuming.)

Lady: “I demand a refund! You sold me defective goods!”

(She slams a pot of succulents on the counter.)

Me: “Excuse me, ma’am, but this is a cafe; we do not sell—”

Lady: “Oh, shut up! I took these plants from here two weeks ago and I just found out they’re fake! This is unacceptable!”

Me: *pause* “You took these from us?”

Lady: “Yes, I’m a customer and you ripped me off! Get me your manager. I want a refund!”

Me: “Ma’am, these fake plants are our decoration. They’re not for sale. You just admitted you stole these from us.”

Lady: “REFUND!”

(She threw the pot at me, soil and fake succulents and all, and stormed out. We never heard from her again.)