Banks Are A Thing, You Know
Self-checkouts were new at this time, and everybody still used cash. It was before tap-to-pay had really caught on.
I was monitoring the self-checkout area; it was my job to sort out problems. This bloke came through the self-checkout with headphones on and a great big army camouflage coat. He had a basket of stuff. No big deal. He seemed to know what he was doing, and nothing beeped and flashed at me to tell me to sort something out, but he was taking a long time to pay, so I went over in his direction to see what he was doing.
It turned out he had a pocket full of small coins — not even silver, but copper stuff — and he was feeding the coin feed from a big handful, coin by coin by coin. It was taking him ages, and he was holding up the line for everyone else. There were only about eight machines, and not all of them were working.
Me: *Firmly and politely* “Sir, that’s enough coins. You’ll clog the machine.”
Customer: “I’m getting rid of my small change. I thought you’d be happy to not have to refill the change drawer.”
Me: “You’re going to have to stop that and use proper money.”
But he ignored me and carried on.
I summoned a manager to summon security — I’m not allowed to do that myself — but by the time, he arrived and I told him what was happening, the bloke in the coat had finished and was casually strolling out of the door with his stuff. I checked the machine, and it looked as though he must have paid the full amount because there were no alarms on it.
I made sure to keep an eye out for him coming back and pulling that stunt again, but I didn’t see him again when I was on self-checkout duty.