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ADD: Acronym Defiling Dad

, , , , , | Right | October 21, 2010

Customer: “Hey, I was wondering if you sold some of that ‘Ahhhdorol’ or ‘Ridalaain’?”

Me: “No, those are prescription drugs. All we sell here is Advil and caffeine pills.”

Customer: “D*** it! My son has ADHD. You know… Attention Defiant Hyper Disorder?”


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The Sun Is A Slacker Abroad

, , , , , , , | Right | September 12, 2010

Me: “Hi, ma’am. Is there anything I can help you find?”

Customer: “I am looking for a solar-powered charger for my cell phone. Do you have anything like that?”

Me: “Yep, just follow me.”

Customer: “Also, can you tell me which ones can work overseas?”


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Tries To Put His Foot Down But Just Draws Blanks

, , , , , | Related Right | March 22, 2010

Customer: “I need a card.”

Me: “Okay, what kind of card are you looking for?”

Customer: “It’s for my brother-in-law. He just had his foot amputated.”

Me: “Oh, I’m sorry to hear that. We have ‘get well soon’ cards right here.”

Customer: “Well, he’s not really going to get better, is he?”

Me: “Well, we do have sympathy cards over there.”

Customer: “I don’t really like him.”

Me: “What about a blank card? You could write your own message?”

Customer: “You mean a card with nothing in it?”

Me: “Yes, that’s what blank cards are.”

Customer: “Well I’m not paying for that!” *leaves*


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Dissecting Lies, Brit By Brit

, , , , | Right | March 5, 2010

Me: “Hi, this is [Tech Center]. I’m [My Name] from Vermont. How may I help you?”

Customer: “What’s Vermont? Is it a state?”

Me: “Yes. It’s in New England.”

Customer: “No, it’s not. You’re lying!”

Me: “No, miss. It was the 14th state to join the Union. It is definitely a state in New England.”

Customer: “New England, you say? Well, then, why don’t you have a British accent?”


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