That Was A Noteworthy Transaction
(I work the checkout. It’s almost nine pm when a customer comes through my till. We go through the hi-how-are-you’s and how-is-your-days. He speaks perfect English and is very obviously from Australia.)
Customer: *scans through products*
Me: “That will be $12.50.”
Customer: *hands me a ten-dollar note and looks at me expectantly*
Me: “That will be $12.50, sir.”
Customer: *blinks at me for a few seconds*
Me: *a little more slowly* “12… 50… sir.”
(He then starts looking back in his wallet; I am still holding the note in my outstretched hand. Then he grabs the ten dollars and puts it on the counter and hands me a different ten dollar note, as well as a five.)
Me: *pretending like nothing happened* “Thank you, sir.” *hands back change*
Customer: *finally catching up to what he did* “That really didn’t make much sense, did it? What can I say; it’s been a really long day.”