(I don’t make a lot of money, but I also live fairly simply. However, if something inexpensive breaks, I usually replace it right away, especially if it’s something I use frequently. The most recent case of that is my ancient hand-me-down set of measuring cups, which I replace with a sturdier set. My parents are both horrendously bad at money management. They’ve always tried to live beyond their means. The recession forced them to spend a little less for a while, but now they’re back to living the credit-card-funded high life. They have no plans for retirement. I know I’m going to end up supporting them when they retire, so I’m saving as much as I can. I never eat out, I buy all my clothes second-hand, and I haven’t gone on a vacation in years. I get upset at my parents sometimes when they spend extravagantly instead of paying off debts or saving for retirement. On the phone one day, my mom and I are talking about Christmas, and she wants to know what to get me.)
Me: “Sorry, Mom, I can’t think of anything right now. Usually when I need something, I just buy it.”
Mom: *gasp* “You shouldn’t do that! You’ll go into debt buying things frivolously all the time.”
Me: “I said need, not want. You know, like last week, when I bought those measuring cups.”
Mom: “Well, maybe you should have saved those for Christmas.”
Me: “I use them nearly every day, Mom. Christmas is months away.”
Mom: “I’m sure you could make do. And if you can’t, you could always just eat at restaurants or get frozen dinners for a while.”
Me: “Seriously? You think I should spend a ton of money on restaurant food, just so I can save a few dollars on cooking equipment? You know that makes no sense, right? And also, you’re not really someone who can give financial advice.”
Mom: “And what do you mean by that?”
Me: “Really, Mom?”
Mom: “What? I’ll have you know I’ve done very well for myself. I have a great job, a nice house, a new car…”
Me: “Yes, you do. And you also have a mountain of credit card debt, you owe more on that house than it’s worth, you lost your entire retirement savings in the recession and have done nothing to rebuild it, and just last month, you took out a loan to buy a brand new RV.”
Mom: “Well, that’s different. The RV was necessary.”
Me: “Um… why?”
Mom: “The neighbors got one, so we had to get a better one.”
Me: *stunned silence*
Me: “Are you even going to use it? You don’t like camping.”
Mom: “Sure we will. Once we get a nice big-screen TV and a satellite dish in there, it’ll be just like home.”
Me: “You paid all that money so you could drive into the woods and then sit in the comfort of an air-conditioned RV and do exactly what you do at home?”
Mom: “It sounds bad when you put it like that, but you should’ve seen [Neighbor]’s face when I pulled it into the driveway. It was priceless!”
Me: “Priceless? I was under the impression it cost you $100,000.”
(She got mad at me for that and hung up on me. Somehow, she still has no idea why she’s not my foremost source of financial advice.)