That’s Not How You Kill Bill
(My husband always calls my mother-in-law at least three times a week since she lives so far away. He is usually met with the answering machine and always leaves a message. My mother-in-law calls on Thursday.)
Mother-In-Law: “You never call and always ignore me and leave me out of your life.”
Husband: “I call all the time and leave messages because you are never home.”
Mother-In-Law: “My house phone isn’t working.”
Husband: “I wasn’t aware.”
Mother-In-Law: “Since the handset isn’t working I don’t need to pay my bill.”
Me: *face-palm*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
