Prayer: Now Comes With A Self-Checkout Option!
(My store usually only has one or two cashiers at night because we have several self-checkout machines and if it gets too busy, someone from the departments comes up to ring. I am busy trying to clean up my department when a call for an additional cashier comes across the radio. I answer it and head up to the registers where I see one customer checking out with a few items and two elderly people behind them. Even though an additional isn’t really necessary, I sign on anyway, and the two elderly people come to my lane.)
Me: “Hi. Did you find everything you were looking for?”
Customer #1: “Yes, we did, thanks. We are just getting this one item. You know, back in the day, people weren’t incredibly rude and would let people with one item go ahead.”
Me: *silent*
Customer #2: “Yeah, we were praying that someone could come to help us and it looks like you answered our prayers.”
Me: “Okay… Your total is $2.”
Customer #1: “Thank you so much for helping, dear. You really were an answer to a prayer. Hopefully, next time, people will remember their manners.”
(They leave and I go to the cashier.)
Me: “Did you hear that s***?”
Cashier: “Kind of. I know they were being obnoxious. They were upset that the woman I was checking out wouldn’t let them go first, even though I had already begun scanning her items.”
Me: “And we had every single self-checkout open, too! They kept saying that they prayed for help and if I were them, I wouldn’t be wasting prayers on petty stuff like that.”
Cashier: “I could’ve helped them if they would’ve waited literally thirty seconds. Old people are the worst.”