In A Vicious Elliptical Cycle
(We’ve purchased an elliptical exercise machine to replace an old broken one. I am at the point in life where “delivery and setup,” even with a service charge, is a nice thing. The salesman pulls me aside.)
Salesman: “Uh, we’ve had some problems with this company. Expect a call from them within 24 hours to schedule a time. After that, they will call the day before delivery and cancel, typically rescheduling the delivery for the following week.”
Me: “Uh, okay.”
(I work from home, so while annoying, this isn’t inconvenient. Also, the neighborhood I live in is fairly new, with several houses still under construction. The back-and-forth between myself and the delivery company plays out pretty much like the salesman said, except I get a call on the rescheduled delivery day:)
Delivery Company: “We’re really backed up, so we’ve outsourced your delivery and setup to another company. They should be there today.”
Me: “Okay, thanks.”
(They show up as expected and do a great job setting up the new elliptical.)
Me: “Thanks, guys. Uh… how much to haul off the old elliptical?”
Delivery Guy: “Does it still work?”
Me: “No, the bearings are shot.”
Delivery Guy: “$20 okay?”
Me: “Sure!”
(I gave them $20 plus a nice tip. They hauled off the old elliptical and I was happy… until the next day, when I saw my old elliptical peeking out the top of a construction dumpster one street over.)