(Several years ago, for Christmas, I found an old letter to Santa where I asked for my gifts to be given to people in more need than me. Moved, and knowing my family are all big givers at Christmas, whenever they ask what I want I tell them about the letter and ask them to donate to charity in my name. One night, my father-in-law drives me home after my wife leaves our family workplace early in our car, and this exchange occurs.)
Father-In-Law: “You know, [My Name], I’m glad we got this chance. I wanted to talk to you about Christmas. You know, your mother-in-law likes giving gifts at Christmas, and she is upset that you won’t tell her what you want.”
Me: “I’ve told all of you I’d like you to donate to a charity in my name.”
Father-In-Law: “Well, don’t expect that from us. She feels she has to buy everyone a gift.” *adds with a laugh* “And I just don’t believe in charity.”
(Flash forward to this Thanksgiving. He and my mother-in-law are now going through a divorce which he unilaterally announced last Thanksgiving. In order to fit in an additional dinner to our schedule, and to save us the time and money for making a Thanksgiving dinner for just him, my wife and I invite him to our church’s Thanksgiving dinner. He behaves himself well enough, but on the way home, we have this conversation:)
Father-In-Law: “It’s good for you all that you have your little community, but I don’t think I’d go again. The price you pay is too high.”
Me: *thinking, the meal was free* “What price?”
Father-In-Law: “I guess the price you people charge for that meal is making us listen to those stories about God.”
Wife: “Yes, it’s Thanksgiving, Dad. We like to share with each other what we are thankful for. We used to do that.”
Father-In-Law: “Well, I don’t think it’s right that you all feel like you have to get together in a certain place with the same people. I talk to ‘The Man Upstairs,’ as I like to call him, and he tells me that I don’t have to go to a building to communicate with him.”
Wife: “Yes, that’s true, but he does tell us not to forsake gathering together.”
Father-In-Law: “But why is that?”
Wife: “Because, like parts of a body, we rely on each other for help doing things we may not be able to do ourselves.”
Father-In-Law: “Well, that may be true, but you don’t need a church to do that. You can take care of other people just any way you want. What I think is that the church is made up of people who say they want to help each other, but in the end, it’s just the preachers that take what people give for themselves. I’d rather not deal with that. No, I’m happy to rely on myself and not darken the door of a church.”
(Flash forward to the present. My father-in-law is looking into a retirement home, and we are along to tour the facilities.)
Tour Guide: “This is our extended studio apartment option. For your budget and living situation, it’s the largest living space we’d consider.”
Father-In-Law: “Well, I don’t know about living in some studio for the price you’re charging. Don’t you have houses?”
Tour Guide: “We have one house on the property, but it is currently occupied and is usually reserved for couples.”
Father-In-Law: “Doesn’t your location in [Large Suburb of Nearby Major City] have mostly houses?”
Tour Guide: “I’m not sure. We’re a separate company. One man founded several long-term care facilities throughout the country and named them all after his favorite theologian.”
Father-In-Law: “Well, it’s funny that you do this as a business, then! Why, back in those days, people of the church would take care of the elderly as a charity!”