They’ve Had One Too Many Brain Freezes
(The theme park in my town has paired up with the fast food ice cream shop where I work. Employees of the theme park get a buy-one-get-one-free deal on [popular, expensive ice cream treats]. Many people use this discount all the time, and I have never had a problem with it until this customer.)
Me: “Thank you for choosing [Fast Food Restaurant]. Can I take your order?”
Customer: “Yeah, I work for [Theme Park]. I would like the BOGO [ice cream treat].”
Me: “Okay! What flavors would you like?”
Customer: “Uh, what flavors do you have?”
Me: *internally groaning because we have many, MANY flavors* “The list of all our [ice cream treats] should be on your menu on the right-hand side.”
(Silence.)
Me: “Or I could list them for you.”
Customer: “Yes, please.”
Me: “All right. Well, we have Oreo, Reese’s—“ *proceeds to name as many flavors as I can recall off the top of my head, listing at least twenty*
Customer: “Okay, well, I’ll have Oreo.”
(Internally groaning again, because that was the first flavor I listed.)
Me: “Can do! Would you like both [ice cream treats] to be Oreo?”
Customer: “Oh, well, I only want one.”
Me: *practically banging my head against a wall* “Well, the discount for [Theme Park] employees is BOGO, or buy one get one free, which means you get two. You could always eat one now and save one for later.”
Customer: “Oh, no, I only want one.”
Me: “All right, well, what size?”
Customer: “What sizes do you have?”
Me: “Mini, small, medium, large, and extra large.”
Customer: “Okay, I’ll take a small.”
Me: “All right. That will be $3.41. Pull up to the window, please.”
(I went on break after that.)