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The Opposite Of A Jalapeño-No-No

, , , | Right | May 1, 2024

Customer: “I want a double [burger] with extra jalapenos.”

I add a couple of extra.

Customer: “Not just a couple extra… I want enough to f*** up my day.”

Of course, we want to make the customers happy, so I honor the request. When I am done with making the burger, there are more jalapeńos than there is meat and other veggies combined. I see her open the foil, eyes gleaming at the burger, and she takes a huge bite. Her eyes go wide, she catches me staring, and mid-chew, she gives me a smile and a thumbs-up.

On her way out:

Customer: “My insides are crying. Thank you so much!”

She left… happy?

Related:
Jalapeño-No-No, Part 2
Jalapeño-No-No

If Minimum Wage Was Inflated, We’d Care More

, , , , | Right | April 30, 2024

A customer orders a small Coke and six chicken nuggets at the order window. I say the total, and she calmly but sternly asks me:

Customer: “Can you tell me why it’s that much?”

Me: “That’s a small Coke and six nuggets, right? If so, that’s [total].”

Customer: “Yes, that is what I ordered, but can you tell me why it’s that much?”

What the f*** am I supposed to say to that? I just default to:

Me: “Ah, you know, inflation, am I right?”

Customer: “But can you tell me why inflation has caused it to be that much?”

Me: “Ah, well, I just sell the food. I’m not really an economist.”

Customer: “Hmm… disappointing.”

She paid and drove off, leaving me to wonder why she thought a minimum-wage sixteen-year-old would understand the economic factors that result in the price of a small Coke and six chicken nuggets.

Fast Food And Hot Goods

, , , , , | Working | April 30, 2024

I was grabbing lunch at a local diner near my work. As I went to pay, a man wearing a [Fast Food Chain] uniform arrived with a piece of paper in his hand.

Fast Food Worker: “Hi, I’m looking for [Person].”

Diner Worker: “Oh, he was fired yesterday.”

The [Fast Food Chain] worker looked surprised but tried to contain it.

Fast Food Worker: “Oh, really? What happened?”

Diner Worker: “He was caught misappropriating ingredients and drinks from [Diner], so he was laid off. Why are you looking for him?”

Fast Food Worker: *Looking embarrassed* “I was going to get some things… from him…”

The diner worker thought for a moment.

Diner Worker: “Wait… Was he misappropriating stuff… to you?”

Fast Food Worker: “Haha… Yeah…?”

The worker left in a hurry, and I’m still in shock they didn’t call the police then and there.

If You Can’t Multitask, Fast Food Might Not Be For You

, , , , | Working | April 29, 2024

A new food stall has opened in the cafeteria opposite my office. I go there one day to grab my lunch. (I’ve removed the description of the food as it would be too easy to identify the company.)

The server who takes my order is a woman in her forties or fifties. 

Me: “I’ll have a [main] and a [side], please.”

Server: “The [side] will take fifteen minutes to cook. Are you okay with waiting?”

Me: “Yes, sure.”

I’ve ordered this before at different outlets, so I know how long it takes. I am planning to eat the main first while waiting for the side. 

I take a seat at a table. I usually eat a late lunch, so it’s after 2:00 pm, and there are no other customers — only the other staff going around busing the tables or sweeping the floor. My table faces the stall, and I can see them preparing the food and putting it onto the stove. I sit there and wait… and wait… and wait. 

After almost ten minutes, another customer comes in and places an order. The other server prepares his food, and he receives it within five minutes. 

I go back up to the stall. 

Me: “May I know if my order is ready? I’ve been waiting for some time.”

Server: “We’re going to start cooking it now.”

Me: “But… I’ve been here for fifteen minutes already!”

Server: “We were waiting for the [side] to be done cooking.”

I stared at her, nonplussed. I could see the stove from where I’ve been sitting, and there’s definitely more than one burner, so it isn’t as though they have to cook one dish at a time. In fact, the other customer’s order was made on the second burner. If they were able to prepare his order, why not mine?

Me: “Couldn’t I have the [main] first while you cook the [side]?”

The server stares at me as though she hadn’t thought of it.

Server: “Oh! Why didn’t you say so?”

Me: “You mean I have to tell you that you’re able to cook more than one dish at a time?”

I admit that I was so flabbergasted that I said the first thing that came to mind. She gawks at me as though it never occurred to her in a million years that she could cook [main] first while waiting for [side] to be prepared. 

Server: “Here’s your [side]. Please wait; your [main] will be ready in five to ten minutes.”

Of course, the [side] was too hot for me to eat right away. I had been waiting for twenty minutes now and was really hungry, but I still had to wait even longer for them to cook the [main]! I wanted to do a facepalm. 

I never went back there. I heard a lot of colleagues say that they were just too slow, and they hated buying from that stall as it wasted a lot of their lunch break. The stall closed down a few months later, unsurprisingly.

Cute Kids And Boba Bliss

, , , , , , | Right | CREDIT: punkyleaf | April 26, 2024

I haven’t had such polite customers in a while. It was two young kids who looked to be ten or eleven. They came in and asked if we still sold our boba tea drinks.

Me: “Of course. The menu is here. What flavors would you like?”

It took a minute, but they decided on two drinks: a mango and a plain milk tea.

The total was $12.42, and they emptied their hoodie pockets onto the countertop. It was mostly coins, and they had a few single dollar bills. Admittedly, I thought their parents hadn’t given them enough, but…

Kid #1: “We’ve been saving quarters just for your drinks!”

Kid #2: “We don’t know how much we have. Can you count it for us, please?”

I was going to spot them if they didn’t have enough — they were truly sweet kids — but they had enough.

I brewed the best boba drinks I had ever made. They were the politest guests I’d had in weeks. I made sure these cups were filled to the brim, with extra pearls and everything — the whole nine yards. These were blue ribbon-worthy drinks by the time I had them done.

They even pushed their chairs back in place. That’s a rarity where I work.

I know this is boring compared to a lot of stories, but it made my day, and I just wanted to share it. I hope they enjoyed their drinks today. They also insisted on tipping me a dollar in quarters “just because”.