Maybe He Was A Demon And Thought You Were A Winchester
Don’t ask me why this story reminded me of this old incident, but here we go.
Back in the late 1990s, I was in the US for the first time. Back then, our passports were blue and had those thick leather-like covers with embossed gold writing, really fancy, not the embarrassingly flimsy red things we have now. (Thank you, EU!) I stayed with some friends, and we ordered pizza — my treat.
The delivery driver came, and he REEKED of weed. I swear, we smelled it through the door. Now, I don’t mind; anyone can do what they want, and in that line of work, you probably need something to deal with the people you get to encounter.
He took my credit card and asked to see my ID. I pulled out my passport, opened it, and held it out for him to see.
And he FREAKED out. He dropped the pizzas, dropped my card, and bolted for the door.
I stood there and stared at the open door, listening to the squealing tires and the laughter of my friends.
Friend: “Dude, really?”
Me: “What? What did I do?”
Friend: “You flicked that open like they do in the movies when they show some FBI badge. Poor guy probably thought you were a narc or something.”
In case the driver reads this, I really just wanted to show you ID. Honest.
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