Less Intelligent Than A Potato
(I work at a well-known convenience store on the east coast that includes a deli, offering sandwiches, soups, and sides. This occurs about 20 minutes after a customer picks up his order for two soups.)
Customer: “I came in earlier and ordered a baked potato soup and a chicken corn chowder, but you gave me two corn chowders, instead.”
Me: “Sorry about that. Let me just go grab your soup.”
(He hands me the container of corn chowder and I exchange it for the same size of baked potato soup.)
Customer: *yelling* “You did it again! You gave me the wrong soup! What’s wrong with you?”
Me: *checking it, just to be sure* “Sir, I’m confident that this is the baked potato soup.”
Customer: “What are you talking about? This is chicken corn chowder.”
Me: *trying not to sound like an a**hole* “Sir, the chicken corn chowder has corn and chicken in it. You can see there’s no corn in this; it has potato and bacon in it like it says on the menu.”
Customer: “What? I… That isn’t what I wanted. I wanted the baked potato!”
Me: *racking my brain* “Well, that’s what I just gave you… Did you want… mashed potatoes?”
Customer: “Yes.”
(The kicker? He must have eaten an entire container of soup, thinking it was corn chowder, that contained absolutely none of the same ingredients. It doesn’t even have any corn.)