I Don’t Work Here, Does Not Work Here, Part 48
I often frequent a specific coffee shop — enough to be recognized by one or two baristas, not enough to be considered a “regular”, and certainly not enough to be recognized by other patrons. I’ve been sitting at a table in the center of the room for at least two hours, and I get up to put my dishes in the bus tub approximately three steps away.
While doing so, I stack the dishes to leave some space. Apparently, this means I work there.
Woman Beside Me: “What’sTheRestroomCode?”
Yes, it’s said so rapidly it barely sounds like separate words. I don’t even realize she’s talking to me until I turn to go back to my table and she steps in front of me, into my personal space, and gets louder.
Woman Beside Me: “EXCUSE ME! WHAT’S THE RESTROOM CODE?!”
I know the restroom code. However, it’s my day off. I have to answer this question at my own job a thousand times a day, even when I’m on break or off the clock entirely, and I don’t want to. Besides, she’s rude.
Me: *Wide-eyed* “I’m not sure?”
Woman Beside Me: *Shocked* “Oh.”
She then stepped around me and snapped the question in exactly the same inflection at the barista behind the counter, while I returned to my table. She interrupted the barista’s answer to say, “WHAT?!” and did not look at me while hurrying off. I shook my head and picked up my book.
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