Endangered With Comb-Overs
(A man walks up to me with his son while I’m tending the bird section.)
Man: “Excuse me, what are those birds?”
Me: “They’re bald eagles.”
Man: “Well, that’s just so god-d**n cheap! Our nation’s capital, and we can’t even afford young eagles!”
Me: “Sir, that eagle isn’t very old at all. Eagles have a life span of–”
Man: “Don’t give me any excuses! I know they’re old! They’re bald! You only get bald when you’re old!”
Man’s Son: “Yeah, just like you, Dad!”
Man: “NOT ANOTHER WORD! WE’RE OUT OF HERE!”
(Apparently, on his way out he complained about the same thing to three zookeepers, and all three of them just laughed.)