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11 More Stories About Clueless Customers At The Zoo

| Right | June 17, 2021

Dear readers,

Last November, we brought you a roundup about clueless customers at the zoo. Now, it’s National Zoo And Aquarium Month, and we’ve found even more wild stories to share! Since 1982, June has been designated as a time to celebrate the wildlife conservation efforts of zoos and aquariums all over.

The customers in these eleven stories, however, probably ought to observe animals from the comfort of their own homes. Enjoy these wild humans!


I Am The Robot, Goo Goo G’joob – Hits from the comments: “Wendy Odobenus, walrus. A pinniped barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild her. We have the technology.”

Welcome To ArkMart, My Name Is Noah – I’d say this person is crazy, but I really would like a giraffe.

Unbearably Bad Ideas, Part 2 – At least you’re disillusioned and not maimed!

That’s One Sneaky Snake – This is kind of a mean joke but I can’t stop cackling.

Extreme Primate Refereeing – Isn’t it your job to set an example for your children? You know, as a parent?

When Stupid People Attack – This lady had better just stick to Winnie The Pooh.

Bad Parents Bug Us – Those kids are gonna grow up great.

Maturity Can Be A Tall Order – How would you like it if we teased YOU like that?

Tiger Tiger, Spraying Bright – Sometimes instant Karma really stinks!

Acting Like A Total Wallaby – If you come to the zoo and harass the kangaroo, the kangaroo might do the same to you!

Bird Brained, Part 11 – Wait until she hears what happened to Tippi Hedren in The Birds.


We hope you enjoyed this Clueless-Zoo-Customers-themed roundup! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!

Some other roundups to check out if you liked this one:

10 Stories About Clueless Customers At The Zoo


23 Crazy Stories That Only Hamster-Owners Will Understand

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