When Stupid People Attack

| | Right | March 26, 2009

Customer: “Hey, you!”

Me: “How can I help you, ma’am?”

Customer: “These bears are extremely boring. I paid money to see the animals move around.”

Me: “It’s very hot today, ma’am. Bears don’t like to move around much on hot days, and they sleep at least 16 hours out of the day anyway.”

Customer: “I don’t care if it’s hot outside. Why won’t they do anything?”

Me: “Ma’am, the bears are not required to move around for your entertainment.”

Customer: “Well, they should be!”

Me: “They’re wild animals, ma’am. If they don’t want to move around, they don’t have to.”

Customer: “I want to see your superior! Maybe he will understand!”

Manager: “What seems to be the problem here?”

Customer: “These bears are boring!”

Manager: *tells her what I said about hot days*

Customer: “Go poke them or something. Make them move!”

Me: “You’re asking me to go into an enclosed area with a group of thousand-pound carnivores, and poke them with a stick so that they can amuse you?

Customer: “Yes! Just make them do something!”

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  • Vira Vandom

    People like that deserve to be locked up in a cage themselves.

    *Pokes customer with stick, and laughs as they become enraged*

    • Vira Vandom

      Either that, or make them sign a liability waiver and let them go poke the bears themselves…

  • Zoha Khawaja

    What you’re looking for is a zoo friend.

  • CheshireCat

    He was looking for a circus.

  • Psyche Euridyce

    “How about I throw you in with them?”