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Editors' Choice, Funny Stories, Impossible Demands, Pets & Animals, USA, Zoo | Right
| August 2, 2008
(I work in the gift shop. Our zoo has an alligator exhibit consisting of 15 three- to four-foot-long juvenile alligators.)
Customer: “I was wondering if you guys sell alligators here.”
Me: “Yeah, we have stuffed ones over here, and we have some PVC ones over here.”
Customer: “No, like, I wanted to buy one of the alligators.”
Me: “Like… out of the exhibit?”
Customer: “Yeah.”
Me: “Oh… Well, no.”
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