Stand Up For Their Need To Sit Down
(I buy a new screen for my PC and then find a free seat on the subway to sit down, holding the package vertically on my lap. The subway fills up quickly, until an older lady stands beside me with no place to sit down. Despite the weight of the screen, I offer her the seat and try to stand up… when suddenly she slaps the top of the package and forces me back into the seat. Startled, I look at her for a second, until she says:)
Woman: “I’m not that old to be offered a seat; don’t you dare to stand up. Wait at least ten years to try that again.”
(Well… Okay, then.)